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Nerrej
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 Posted - 08/14/2006 : 2:16:22 PM
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Jab, can you feel us in on what some of the other questions were going to be? Or do they still plan on using those on the show?
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bpdfs
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Posted - 08/14/2006 : 2:44:04 PM
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not sure if she will return to this board or not, Guess we will have to wait and see!
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Nerrej
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Posted - 08/14/2006 : 2:45:07 PM
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FLSurfboy
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Posted - 08/14/2006 : 3:10:21 PM
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If not, we can come up with our own top ten list of Akward questions.
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You don't know Schnitt
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bpdfs
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Posted - 08/14/2006 : 3:11:03 PM
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that would be pretty cool! lets give it a day!
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TraumaMedic
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Posted - 08/14/2006 : 3:16:09 PM
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Oh BVP start now...damn it....
#1. do you look in people's medicine cabinets and if you find something that freaks you out: what do you do? If it's real good do you steal it?
#2. Do you look up your nose prior to mtg. people and do the check?
#3. Do you scre* on the first date? If so does that make you a loose chic? Is it okay for a guy too? or is it total double standard?
#4. What is your fantasy? and does it involve dwarves?
Okay.....keep goin....
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bpdfs
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Posted - 08/14/2006 : 3:17:27 PM
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i said give it a day!!!!! calm down! no head start!
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FLSurfboy
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Posted - 08/14/2006 : 3:19:16 PM
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No let's give Trauma about an hour !
PS. Those are not Akward questions, They are interesting questions. how about...
When you are sitting in a Bathroom stall, and the guy/Girl next to you is really stinking it up do you say something?
Part two to that question. If they fart loud and long (3 sec. +) do you applaud? (I do)
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You don't know Schnitt
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TraumaMedic
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Posted - 08/14/2006 : 3:20:54 PM
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Oh no I am out now of this topic...you two go at this one...
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FLSurfboy
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Posted - 08/14/2006 : 3:24:42 PM
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OKay...
When you go to the doctor for your prostate exam, is it okay to enjoy the exam?
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TraumaMedic
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Posted - 08/14/2006 : 3:26:07 PM
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LMAO.....OMG....that was classic...Actually classic...LMAO.
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bpdfs
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Posted - 08/14/2006 : 3:29:56 PM
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if you enjoyed that exam you got issues! lol and as far as the toilet FL, you just say "hey, how about a damn courtsey flush, geez"
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Nerrej
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Posted - 08/14/2006 : 6:28:18 PM
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Off topic but:
Poop Ettiquite.
We've all been there but don't like to admit it. We've all kicked back in our cubicles and suddenly felt something brewing down below. As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the dreaded WORK POO is inevitable. For those who hate pooing on the job, the following is a Survival Guide for taking a dump in the workplace.
CROP DUSTING: When farting, you walk briskly around the office so the smell is not in your area and everyone else gets a whiff but doesn't know where it came from. Be careful when you do this. Do not stop until the full fart has been expelled. Walk an extra 30 feet to make sure the smell has left your pants.
FLY BY: The act of scouting out a bathroom before pooing. Walk in and check for other pooers. If there are others in the bathroom, leave and come back again. Be careful not to become a FREQUENT FLYER. People may become suspicious if they catch you constantly going into the bathroom.
ESCAPEE: A fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or forcing a poop in a stall. This is usually accompanied by a sudden wave of embarrassment. If you release an ESCAPEE, do not acknowledge it. Pretend it did not happen. If you are standing next to the farter in the urinal, pretend you did not hear it. No one likes an ESCAPEE. It is uncomfortable for all involved. Making a joke or laughing makes both parties feel uneasy.
JAILBREAK: When forcing a poo, several farts slip out at machine gun pace. This is usually a side effect of diarrhea or a hangover. If this should happen, do not panic. Remain in the stall until everyone has left the bathroom to spare everyone the awkwardness of what just occurred.
COURTESY FLUSH: The act of flushing the toilet the instant the poo hits the water. This reduces the amount of air time the poo has to stink up the bathroom. This can help you avoid being caught doing the WALK OF SHAME.
WALK OF SHAME: Walking from the stall, to the sink, to the door after you have just stunk up the bathroom. This can be a very uncomfortable moment if someone walks in and busts you. As with farts, it is best to pretend that the smell does not exist. Can be avoided with the use of the COURTESY FLUSH.
OUT OF THE CLOSET POOER: A colleague who poos at work and is damn proud of it. You will often see an OUT OF THE CLOSET POOER enter the bathroom with a newspaper or magazine under his or her arm. Always look around the office for the OUT OF THE CLOSET POOER before entering the bathroom.
THE POOING FRIENDS NETWORK (P.F.N): A group of co-workers who band together to ensure emergency pooing goes off without incident. This group can help you to monitor the whereabouts of OUT OF THE CLOSET POOER, and identify SAFE HAVENS.
SAFE HAVENS: A seldom used bathroom somewhere in the building where you can least expect visitors. Try floors that are predominantly of the opposite sex. This will reduce the odds of a pooer of your sex entering the bathroom.
TURD BURGLAR: Someone who does not realize that you are in the stall and tries to force the door open. This is one of the most shocking and vulnerable moments that can occur when taking a poo at work. If this occurs, remain in the stall until the TURD BURGLAR leaves. This way you will avoid all uncomfortable eye contact.
CAMO-COUGH: A phony cough that alerts all new entrants into the bathroom that you are in a stall. This can be used to cover-up a WATERMELON, or to alert a potential TURD BURGLAR. Very effective when used in conjunction with an ASTAIRE.
ASTAIRE: A subtle toe-tap that is used to alert a potential TURD BURGLAR that you are occupying a stall. This will remove all doubt that the stall is occupied. If you hear an ASTAIRE, leave the bathroom immediately so the pooer can poo in peace.
WATERMELON: A poo that creates a loud splash when hitting the toilet water. This is also an embarrassing incident. If you feel a WATERMELON coming on, create a diversion. See CAMO-COUGH.
HAVANA OMELET: A case of diarrhea that creates series of loud splashes in the toilet water. Often accompanied by an ESCAPEE. Try using CAMO-COUGH with an ASTAIRE.
UNCLE TED: A bathroom user who seems to linger around forever. Could spend extended lengths of time in front of the mirror or sitting on the pot. An UNCLE TED makes it difficult to relax while on the crapper, as you should always wait to poo when the bathroom is empty. This benefits you as well as the other bathroom attendees |
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bpdfs
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Posted - 08/14/2006 : 6:29:38 PM
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Where the heck did you find that great material????? holy crap thats good!
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Nerrej
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Posted - 08/14/2006 : 6:33:52 PM
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Office emails. You know how that goes. I actually just read it again after getting it about a year ago, still very funny.
Awkward question would be: Do you tell a person if they have a booger in their nose or not?
Or if you see a hot chick/guy, and they have a booger in their nose, do you still exchange contact info? |
Edited by - Nerrej on 08/14/2006 6:35:10 PM |
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bpdfs
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Posted - 08/14/2006 : 6:36:24 PM
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the booger one has been asked on this topic already, but that is a good one, That poop stuff is great! thanks for the laugh!
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Nerrej
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Posted - 08/14/2006 : 6:37:45 PM
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ah was it. hmm well how about,
If you see someone with camel toe, do you tell them? |
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Nerrej
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Posted - 08/14/2006 : 6:40:52 PM
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TraumaMedic
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Posted - 08/14/2006 : 6:41:02 PM
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OMG...I laugh...I could'nt tell them because I would hope they could feel it..If not..YUCK
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bpdfs
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Posted - 08/14/2006 : 6:43:10 PM
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i almost cried i was laughing so hard! :)
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Nerrej
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Posted - 08/14/2006 : 6:44:44 PM
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Originally posted by bpdfs
i almost cried i was laughing so hard! :)
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What the work poo thing or boogers? |
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What were the other awkward questions going to be?
